Real Mens Ritual
J.Brunhoff | August 13, 2008
Tired of hearing about all the grooming and scenting rituals of the modern metrosexual? You are a guy and you like to look good, but you are not looking to spend $100s to have a cabinet full of girly Kiehls and L’occitane products. Well Ritual grooming products has come along with products for men, by men, and addressing the needs of men.
Ritual focuses on the man’s grooming routine of the 3 S’s shit, shower, and shave. For the shitting they have a product called "Nature Calls" that are essentially odor eliminating toilet drops. This little bottle of black magic actually destroys the smell of your worst poop. I am not sure what kind of genius chemist works for Ritual but this stuff actually works!
We are talking about completely eliminating the smell of your most toxic tandori trip to the toilet. Their other products include more common products but done right for men. These include a foamy body wash, a shave cream that provides a rich lather and has a dose of lidocane to reduce the pain and redness of razor burn, and an after shave gel.
Next time you are headed out for a big night give yourself a few extra minutes and enjoy a shit, shower, and shave with the products of Ritual. You will feel like a new man and you will know what these guys mean with their slogan of "Goodbye MetroSexual, Hellow MachoSexual".
Get yourself the full line of products here!
The man who wrote this write up once banged a
Jeverly Hills | August 13, 2008The man who wrote this write up once banged a football player’s girlfriend, climbed an ice mountain, ate a full pot of rice and beans and crowd surfed an Earth Crisis show … all in a 24 hour span. If anybody knows how to “clean up their act” it’s this motley mad man. You better listen to him.
I’ve tried all the products, quite often … and they will blow your grooming mind!
Sir, we crown you Prince of Poop Drops. You are
Ty | August 13, 2008Sir, we crown you Prince of Poop Drops. You are always a welcome guest at our weekly Ritual “Man Conventions” where we discuss the latest “Manventions”. We try and get as much accomplished as possible before the Convention digresses to burrito eating contests, Madden Football and the eventual Caddyshack screening.
Here we come to shave the day,
The Ritual Guys
http://www.yourritual.com