Real Mens Ritual
J.Brunhoff | August 13, 2008
Tired of hearing about all the grooming and scenting rituals of the modern metrosexual? You are a guy and you like to look good, but you are not looking to spend $100s to have a cabinet full of girly Kiehls and L’occitane products. Well Ritual grooming products has come along with products for men, by men, and addressing the needs of men.

Ritual focuses on the man’s grooming routine of the 3 S’s shit, shower, and shave. For the shitting they have a product called "Nature Calls" that are essentially odor eliminating toilet drops. This little bottle of black magic actually destroys the smell of your worst poop. I am not sure what kind of genius chemist works for Ritual but this stuff actually works!

We are talking about completely eliminating the smell of your most toxic tandori trip to the toilet. Their other products include more common products but done right for men. These include a foamy body wash, a shave cream that provides a rich lather and has a dose of lidocane to reduce the pain and redness of razor burn, and an after shave gel.
Next time you are headed out for a big night give yourself a few extra minutes and enjoy a shit, shower, and shave with the products of Ritual. You will feel like a new man and you will know what these guys mean with their slogan of "Goodbye MetroSexual, Hellow MachoSexual".
Get yourself the full line of products here!











