Prey for the Hunted

French designer Christian Audigier, has quite the resume, this no one will deny. His rap sheet includes Diesel, Levis, and both the Ed Hardy and Von Dutch brands. The man is a marketing genius, but so was the guy that convinced idiots to buy pet rocks or the heathens who devised boho chic, goddamn hippies. He has kissed the cheek of true masters and in turn sold their souls to the slackjawed holywoodnistas crowned in bejeweled trucker craps. Now his ego truly knows no bounds announcing his plans to collaborate with eighties legends the Eurythmics and possibly developing a line with the King Of Pop. St. Michael defend us in battle against the wickedness and snares of this goon. Don’t get me wrong though, Audigier has kept leagues of frat boys, strippers and ultimate fighters, easily recognizable making it possible for the masses to ridicule and avoid. Duck and cover friends.