Who knew the future would look so lame?
J.Brunhoff | September 4, 2008
Sometime in the 80’s we had a glimpse of the future, and that future was a righteous space dude who had a girl’s banana clip for glasses. Sure it looked dumb but it was well be worth it to end your blindness or better yet to give you special super vision.
Fast forward to 2008 presto the future is now!
We now have similarly dorky looking futuristic eye wear curtesy of MyVu . Does it offer site to the blind or supervision powers? No the only superpowers it gifts its users are the ability to watch movies from your ipod and to repel any woman who might have thought about touching your penis.
MyVu creates a large viewing area and crystal clear sound for your viewing experience. You can be sitting on a plane and watch movies from your ipod in a full theater experience. (the lonliest theater ever)
Myvu Crystal viewers allow you to rid yourself of all your annoying friends and your hot girlfriend for only $299. Maybe just maybe, this MyVu spokeswoman might take pity on you since she is equally embarrased having been in the MyVu ads
